This page was nearly completed when Dave received late word that the Bionic Woman, Lindsey Wagner, is now doing commercials for Sleep Number beds.  Apparently, she is getting recuperative sleep.  We're happy for her.  However, while our  coming to terms with this reality is totally independant of our ability to construct a coherent page of content, Dave is, nonetheless, conflicted and paralyzed by the thought of the Bionic Woman becoming a bionic ho'.  With any luck at all, this page may one day contain information that is of use to you, the surfing public.  Until then . . . behave, be Dave and keep in touch with yourself !